League of Legends: Call Me a Deadweight All You Want, Just Tell Me, Did We Win or Not?

A slacker soul, a slacker person, slacking is...

The way to rise above everyone!

Ye Can was reborn as RNG's starting mid laner in S7!

The year the LPL had the greatest hope of winning!

The Slacker System gave Ye Can a new direction!

My teammates train, I lie flat!

They study strategies, I take a shower!

What? You say my professional attitude is bad? You're saying I'll have no matches to play!?

That scared me into quickly playing a couple rounds of Dou Dizhu!

The more I slack, the stronger I get, and the younger I feel!

"Why does this guy never train and play Dou Dizhu all the time, yet my results are still worse than his!"

"Wait, bro, this kid went from 2,000 Happy Beans to over 10 million playing Dou Dizhu? What, do gaming talents carry over between games too!?"

"Just got here. Is this a Dou Dizhu livestream?"

At last, Ye Can rolled his neck and stood at the championship awards ceremony.

As golden confetti drifted slowly down,

Ye Can slowly picked up the microphone and spoke the esports gospel that was uniquely his!

"I slack and succeed, having a hell of an easy time!"

"Occasional slacking, constant happiness!"

"Avoidance is shameful, but it works!"

"A little slacking is fun, a lot of slacking is bliss!"

"Slack your way to a championship, slack your way to greatness!"