Yes, the Immortal Venerable and I Had an Egg

A lovestruck, wealthy martial uncle vs. a greedy, lecherous martial niece Goofy comedy + scheming tea-girl heroine + sweet romance + truly matched power couple + happy ending System: “Welcome to the world of xianxia. We provide college students with new career opportunities.” Xun Yin: “But they tore out my meridians. I’m paralyzed, for crying out loud!” “No problem. Earn other people’s favor and exchange it for a Strength Pill, and you’ll be able to stand again.” “Great, then I’ll win that Immortal Venerable’s favor!” “Are you sure? Qi Siyu’s favorability keeps going up and down. It seems like he has a grudge against you!” “He looks easy to fool. Besides, he’s handsome, so I’ve got nothing to lose. I choose him!” To earn his favor, she follows him back to the immortal mountain and becomes his martial niece. “Martial Uncle, would you like some mung bean cakes?” Qi Siyu’s inner thoughts: Hah, do you think I’m some kind of pushover? You’re giving me leftovers from someone else? “Martial Uncle, you like this song, right? I’ll play it for you!” Qi Siyu: I like it? This is the song you played the day you dumped me before losing your memory. “Martial Uncle, I love the golden egg you gave me.” Qi Siyu: So you turned around and sold the eggs you laid for money? Hah, an animal is still an animal! The System’s mission progresses slowly, while her martial uncle grows more and more clingy. He brushes Xun Yin’s bangs aside, his eyes like misty mountains and seas fixed intently on her tender lips. “Xun Yin, I’ve already spoken to your master and arranged for you to become my daughter. From now on, your martial uncle will clear your meridians every day.” Blushing, Xun Yin stammers, “N-no… no need!”