The More Cards I Draw, the More Fun It Gets: What’s Wrong With Becoming a Transcendent Saint?

(Transmigration, System, wuxia, slow burn) The protagonist, Peng Chao, is a corporate drone. While on a business trip, he runs into an air disaster. After burning his boss's parachute, the System rewards him by sending him to another world. Fine, transmigration is one thing, but what kind of joke is this, you lousy System? Why did you put me in Wu Dalang's body? Short, fat, greasy, and thick, with that especially embarrassing “three-inch nail”... Fine, transmigration is one thing, but what is the deal with this lousy card System? I have to break my leg just to use a card? Fine, transmigration is one thing, but you even make me, the cuckolded hero, catch two people putting on a show outdoors in public? How disgusting! I'll chop you shameless pair to pieces! One day Jin Mei: “Husband, where's Zhang the Magnate?” Me: “He's been dragged off to a bandit's den for ages. If you're curious, you can lift the lid off the pot and take a look. You might even find half a leg...” Another day Me: “Jin Mei! Since you don't want to stay with me, how about going into the service industry?” Jin Mei sneered. “What kind of service industry could be more appealing to me than poisoning you?” I smiled knowingly. “The Yichun Brothel is looking for a headliner. I think your temperament would suit the job...” This book is also known as Transmigrating as Wu Dalang: Jin Mei Poisoned Me Twice Right Off the Bat!, The Talisman Art of the World: I Alone Am the Supreme Saint!, and Cards: My Draws Come with Side Effects.