Call Me Chief of the Clan!

What would you do if one day you became the young clan leader of the Sanmiao people?

Develop tourism? Promote ethnic culture? Make a little money on the side?

Start a village basketball league? Even world-class players have come to play as substitutes, with a pig's trotter as their appearance fee.

Start a village soccer league? Let the whole world experience the madness of the Xia Nation World Cup.

Youhun, the young clan leader, leads his people to prosperity and a better life.

Just as the young clan leader is ready to lie flat and enjoy life...

What do you mean the Sanmiao people only have a handful of members? Get to know the eighty-one tribes first.

The Sanmiao people have no talent? Several tycoons worth hundreds of billions are huddled in a corner of the ancestral hall, trembling.

Tycoons: Young Clan Leader, could you give us a chance to join the clan genealogy?

What did you say? The descendants of Duke Red Dragon and Duke Yellow Dragon are causing trouble again? They want me to marry several princesses from their ancient lineages? Even the descendants of Old Lei Five, the God of Thunder, are begging to cling to my coattails?

Let me calm down first!

Youhun was dumbfounded to discover that the whole world had gone completely off the rails.

Planes and rockets have gone into space, and you're telling me the gods are coming to attack?

I just want to be a young clan leader who does nothing but eat and wait to die. Why is that so difficult?