Your Eminence, Your Wife Is Beating Up the Three Realms Again

She was the eldest legitimate daughter of the Feng family. Born mute and mentally disabled, she suffered endless injustice and was thrown into the river to die. When the peerless goddess transmigrates and is reborn, she cuts down scumbag men, torments wicked sisters, and executes concubines. She rules the world and trains the mighty Sovereign until he’s afraid of his wife! The Sovereign makes a habit of keeping a straight face while telling outrageous lies: “My Ruanruan is kind by nature. She knows nothing of the world’s cruelty.” Feng Yuran beats the gods in the heavens with her fists, tramples the supreme lords of ages beneath her feet, and hangs an ancient ancestor in the air like a kite! As the scoundrels watch the Divine Empress kill, the Sovereign hands her the knife. They die with their eyes wide open. “My Ruanruan loves only me. We’ll never part.” Feng Yuran takes her best friend by the left hand and a handsome man by the right, roaming freely and happily through the Three Realms, while leaving the Sovereign alone in the Divine Palace. The Sovereign’s heart sinks. At night, he reclines on the bed and vows to rage against the thousands of peach blossoms around her. But one look at Feng Yuran’s peerlessly wicked gaze, and all his fury instantly melts into tenderness. “My dear, I think I’ve come down with something!” “What?” “ lovesickness!” “...”