Saving the Beauty Army

Chen Fei gets his hands on a deck of playing cards that seals away a host of beautiful women, and his life becomes one wild adventure after another. “Hey, sis, put down that boning knife! You're Sun Xiaomei, not Sun Erniang. We don't sell human-flesh buns in this house!” “Xiaoru, you're Kou Baimen, one of the Eight Beauties of Qinhuai, not some random dancer. Stop dancing on the rooftop in white! There are hundreds of construction workers downstairs, and they can't recite poetry!” “And you, young Qiu Qianchi, why do you like eating big red dates without spitting out the pits too?” “And you, this adorable little cutie, did you come from Mars? Hurry back, Earth is dangerous!” As the protagonist, Chen Fei feels the pressure. With Wu Zetian in one hand and Mi Yue in the other, he begs, “Can't you just let me grind dungeons? I'm going to lose my mind from all your bickering every day!”