The Heavenly Master Comes Down the Mountain: Late-Night Livestreams with Beautiful Women

First Senior Sister Zhou Siyao: “Little Junior Brother, women down the mountain are tigers. Remember to stay away, or they’ll steal your kidneys.” Second Senior Sister Su Wanning: “Little Junior Brother, your First Senior Sister is wrong. When a woman gazes at you with tenderness in her eyes, she’s reminding you: ‘Dalang, it’s time to take your medicine.’” Third Senior Sister Chu Yinuo: “Little Junior Brother, both your First and Second Senior Sisters are wrong. If you have money, love can hit you out of nowhere and leave you broke and suddenly bald.” Fourth Senior Sister Han Jinyi: “Little Junior Brother, if a woman ever tricks you, tell me. I want to turn it into a story and pass it down to future generations.” Master, Elder Taichu: “Don’t listen to your senior sisters’ nonsense. Women are actually very gentle. If you don’t believe me, I’ll prepare a stack of marriage contracts for you. Go on, my disciple, head down the mountain.” “Master… First Senior Sister says I only have two kidneys.” A whole stack? That wretched old swindler! Are you trying to work your disciple to death? Qin Ning hated his master, but after he went down the mountain, their relationship started to improve. He hated him even more! That old bastard deserved to die. Qin Ning: “I’m not ready to kick the bucket yet.”