I Transmigrated to the Cultivation World, and I'm Strong Beyond Reason

Chen Dadan transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation. He has no System and no golden finger, but discovers that everything he brought from Earth has a different name here. The most ordinary bottled water is called Spirit Spring. Just one sip lets a cultivator break through on the spot. A JK uniform is called a Divine Outfit. Not only does it look good on a beautiful girl, it also blocks ninety percent of all damage. A car-repair wrench is called a Supreme Divine Weapon, while a fruit knife is called an Ultimate Divine Weapon. Both come with absurd abilities that ignore evasion and defense. And a lighter’s flame is the Samadhi True Fire, capable of burning souls. Chen Dadan is determined to cultivate immortal arts and searches the world for a master, never realizing that he has conquered the entire cultivation world along the way. “I really am just a mortal! I only want to find a master! You’re at the Nascent Soul stage. Can you help me cultivate? You can’t? Then I’ll take your kidneys!”