Husband, Where’s My Divorce Letter?

Xie Zhanguan: You shrew! I’ve never seen a shrew as vicious and heartless as you! You show no respect for your mother-in-law, talk back to your family, and refuse to act like a proper wife…

Wang Yuzhen: You helped me get rid of the monsters who tried to steal my son, so I’m willing to take the divorce papers and set up my own household. But, dear husband, you’ve been saying you want to divorce me for ages. When will you give me the papers?

Xie Zhanguan: Uh… I’m a broad-minded man with a broad outlook. I won’t hold it against a little woman like you. Just mend your ways… turn from evil and return to the right path, and I can still put food on your table.

Wang Yuzhen: Husband, it’s “broad-minded,” “far-sighted,” and “turn from evil and return to the right path.”

Xie Zhanguan: …

Later,

Xie Zhanguan: Wife, I was wrong, wife. Your son is my son too! You’re broad-minded and far-sighted. I’ll turn from evil and return to the right path, I promise. Let’s live happily together.