Naruto: This Damn Thing Is a Fake Naruto

[Editor's Pick, a Hilarious and Thrilling Hokage Novel of the Year!]

Mingren accidentally transmigrates into the world of Hokage and becomes Naruto.

Naruto: System, I want to take Uchiha Sasuke down a peg. That guy seems just a tiny bit better-looking than me.

System: Give it a rest. You can already activate Tailed Beast Mode, and he hasn't even awakened his Sharingan yet.

Naruto: Danzo, I'm taking your eyeballs today!

Danzo: Don't be ridiculous. You want Shisui's Sharingan transplanted? Go ahead and take it. You activated Sage Mode just to scare me to death?

"You damn well know Flying Thunder God and the Mutual Instantaneous Whirl?"

Naruto: Madara, what do you think of my Nine-Tomoe Rinne Sharingan?

Oh, and I seem to have quite a few Truth-Seeking Orbs!

Naruto: Mount Myōboku, Shikkotsu Forest, Ryūchi Cave. I learned Sage Mode from all three places that easily?

"Planetary Devastation!"

"What are you doing?"

"The moonlight's a little dim, so I'm making another moon!"

What?

The Hyuga Clan has been wiped out?

Where's my wife, Hinata?

Uh...

Who would dare lay a finger on your woman?!