Honey, Help Me Pick Up My Secret Identity

Everyone in Haicheng knows that the woman who has the mighty heir of the Lu family chasing after her relentlessly is a country bumpkin who just came back from the countryside. What they don’t know is that every day, President Lu delights in uncovering his wife’s secret identities. “Madam made school history: zero points!” Then Tang Xingran appeared as the keynote speaker at an all-English academic conference in another country. “Madam has started working at the hospital. She must be a cleaner or something.” The city hospital director: “I’ll take a dozen cleaners like her!” “Madam just filmed a short movie. She doesn’t even have any lines.” A famous director overseas: “At eighteen, she won the Best Actress award with a single shot.” “Madam was kidnapped.” Her master: “We should be grateful if she doesn’t kidnap someone else.” “The fortune-teller said Madam brings misfortune to those around her.” President Lu sat in his office, looking at the petite woman in his arms. The corner of his mouth lifted. “I don’t mind. I’m overdue for some misfortune!”