The Ultimate X-Ray Vision

"Handsome, come on in and have some fun!"

"No. Your breasts are fake."

"Hey, handsome, want to buy two pounds of pork?"

"No. You've pumped this pork full of water."

"Young hero, I can tell from your extraordinary bone structure that you have great potential. I'll sell you this world's number one martial arts manual."

"No thanks. The place it was printed is listed on the second page."

A kindhearted young man unexpectedly inherits a legacy from a mysterious old stranger. And this new ability turns out to be X-ray vision! It's an ability countless people dream of having.

Wake up, kid. You've still got important things to do!