A Hundred Refinements to Become a God

I have a big black cauldron that can cook anything. Don’t mess with me, or if I get angry, I’ll even cook my Divine Emperor father. A Kunpeng? Into the pot. A heavenly horse? Bring it over, let me have a look. Holy crap, there’s a phoenix here! It’ll just about fit in the pot... “Seventh Prince, a deep-sea behemoth has come from overseas. It’s crying and begging you to cook it. What should we do?” “Seventh Prince, something terrible has happened! That really, really ugly celestial maiden from yesterday is back! She says she wants to have your babies.” Sigh! Li Heng: “Another stretch of invincible days, dull and lonely.”