The Fiery Gu Princess Is Trouble, So Spoil Her

Chu Huan: “My princess consort was driven from her home and has had a tragic life. Don’t bully her! Anyone who does will get what’s coming to them.” The noble ladies who had accidentally offended Feng Xiaoxiao hid beneath the Bridge of Helplessness, drawing circles in the dirt. Chu Huan: “My princess consort is innocent, kind, and compassionate. She knows nothing about witchcraft, beast taming, or making poison. She’s best at reasoning things out!” The corrupt officials Feng Xiaoxiao had sent to meet the King of Hell trembled on their knees by the banks of the Yellow Springs. Chu Huan: “My princess consort fell in love with me at first sight and begged me through her tears to marry her. Seeing how frail I was, she insisted on giving me both a life-and-death curse and a love curse.” The servants of Prince Qin’s household: “Your Highness, wake up! Could you stop lying through your teeth for once?” Chu Huan: “My princess consort is incredibly lucky. She gave birth to two babies at once!” Feng Xiaoxiao stroked her round belly and glared at him. “Chu Huan, you jinx! If you can’t say anything nice, say less!”