The Most Ridiculously Unlucky Little Taoist in History

What? Master, are you messing with me? Asking me to go down the mountain and gain experience is one thing, but now you want me to find a wife? Aren't we forbidden to marry? Fine, fine! So, in order to find a wife, I became the most troublemaking little Taoist priest around... The world has its yin and yang. Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I've experienced far too many bizarre and uncanny things in my life, like an old woman sewing shoe soles and ghosts knocking at the door in the middle of the night!

...The Master does not speak of strange things, spirits, or disorder... Heaven is Qian, earth is Kun, thunder is Zhen, wind is Xun... Listen to the breath of the eight winds, and all things unfold...

Do you believe it?

When a person dies, the lamp does not go out. A body is patched together to eke out a century of life. In the paddy fields, loaches as large as serpents swallow the moon and devour people. Inviting the gods brings disaster; skin and bones are exchanged, but no one sees the suffering of the heart... An ancient tomb has burned brightly for a thousand years, yet there are no bones in the coffin. Hungry ghosts want to wear human skin, and good people want to become vengeful spirits. In the ruins of Kunlun lies a corpse that has lived for several thousand years...

Remember... The Master does not speak of strange things...