My Wife Is a Tang Dynasty Princess

“What? You're from the Tang Dynasty?”

“That's right! I'm a princess of the Tang Dynasty!”

“I think you've got a serious case of eighth-grader syndrome!”

“Watch me pierce the acupoints with my golden needles! Pew, pew, pew!”

“Your Highness, I want to be your prince consort!”

“Really?”

“Absolutely! I'll take you to try modern food!”

“I want to go back and see my imperial father!”

Yang Feng, the taxi driver, looked at the beautiful young princess from the Tang Dynasty before him and couldn't help feeling sorry for her. “You can't go back. The Tang Dynasty is history!”