The Beginning Is a Success: Witches, Don't Bother Me to Practice!

Also known as: Girl, I am a fool, there is no need to be on guard! [Funny, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, being honest, system upgrade] I live in Xun Chang'an, I don't have access to oil or salt, I only care about immortality, and women and skeletons are not allowed to come near me. I, Xun Changan, am sworn in with pornography, gambling, and drugs! This is a world where female devils are rampant. In this world, men are happy and miserable. Xun Changan was captured by a demonic witch and used as a cauldron. In order to avoid becoming a human being, he could only pretend to be a fool and survive... Relying on his identity as a fool, he thrived in the Demon Cult, seeing things he shouldn't see and hearing things he shouldn't hear... Fifth Elder: Did you see me taking a shower? Xun Changan: Aba Aba Sixth Elder: Did you hear what I said? Xun Changan: Aba Aba There are even bold female disciples who are greedy for Xun Changan's beauty and want to do bold things. Xun Chang'an: I'm just a fool, please let me go Until one day, Xun Changan couldn't bear it anymore, pointed at the witch and said: "Witch, don't let me practice cultivation! I am a man who wants to live forever, how can I indulge in female sex!" Xun Changan: Fifth Elder, Sixth Elder, etc., You don't want others to know about this!