A Yandere Husband's Rules for Doting on His Wife

Sima Qian read the book leisurely. "Report to your lord, my wife tells everyone she meets that she can bring the dead back to life!" A guard hurried over. "Nothing!" He replied calmly and turned a page of the book. "Report to your lord," at this moment another guard ran in, "Madam... Madam, she tells everyone she meets that she can cure infertility, which is comparable to Guanyin who gives birth to children." "Nothing!" "Report to... Your Majesty," another guard stumbled in, "Madam always said that she was in bed with Your Majesty when she met someone..." "Where is she?" Sima Qian threw the book and jumped out of the room like a gust of wind. "It's a massage... Your Majesty, it's a massage..."