My Cat Is a Cultivator

The older generation always says cats don’t live past six and dogs don’t live past eight. They say that once cats and dogs reach that age, they start exhibiting strange, supernatural behaviors. And the cat in my house...

"Do you have any fava beans? I need eighty-one of them."

"You can talk?"

"I need eighty-one fava beans."

Later, a wandering old Taoist priest said that my old cat had an affinity for immortality, and needed fava beans to cultivate...