The Great Zhou’s Number One Good-for-Nothing

Xiang Yan's soul transmigrates to a parallel world, where he becomes the dim-witted son of Xiang Guozhong, the imperial uncle of the Great Zhou Kingdom. From the start, he pulls off a princess's pants. Welcome to hell mode! With five thousand years of culture in one hand and a trove of technology in the other, all he wants is to play dumb, squander his family's fortune, and enjoy life! But the truth is, everything keeps forcing him to step up! With the Turks invading, a heaven-sent drought, a million disaster victims, and a plague outbreak... Emperor Zhao Longji of Great Zhou: Good son-in-law, give your father-in-law a plan! Save my Great Zhou! Imperial uncle Xiang Guozhong: You dimwit, you spendthrift! You sold off the entire family fortune to save a million refugees! The barbarian tribes on every frontier: Xiang Yan is worth a hundred thousand soldiers. Capture him as our live-in son-in-law at any cost! Princess Yuanhua: In life, I belong to you; in death, I'll be your ghost. Xiang Yan, I'll marry no one but you! All I wanted was to quietly squander my family's fortune! How did I end up on the verge of unifying the world?!