Funeral Anchor, One Attention Scares the Whole Network

Name: Funeral Anchor, One Attention Scares the Whole Network
Author: Bai Xiaotian

丧葬主播，一个关注全网吓傻

by Bai Xiaotian (白小天)

Status: Completed
Length: 300k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Spiritual Qi Revival
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Qimao

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In the parallel world, Bai Xiaotian inherited the funeral store Nian Nien You Yu, but in the past three years, Bai Xiaotian failed to make a single business. Ding, trigger the accurate funeral and wealth making system, accurately select customers, from now on, follow whoever is cool, the whole network is trembling! {Ding, accurate customer, extreme sports enthusiast, attempted suicide 108 times, next suicide attempt index is 99.98%, Mortality rate is 99.98%, It is recommended that the host becomes a customer. } Bai Xiaotian paid attention backhand, "Niannianyuyu Funeral Store reminds you that extreme sports are dangerous. Our store first promotes one-stop funeral and funeral services. Book in advance and get a 50% discount. Buy an insurance and have more peace of mind." Unexpectedly, during the rock climbing, the anchor lost his footing and fell, causing a serious injury on the spot. "Please block the anchor, I will thank you greatly!" "Boss, I'll give you all my wealth, can you withdraw your attention?" "Fuck, this watch list is completely gone!" "The boss is so crazy that he even cried when King Tianliang saw it!"

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The more I read, the more boring it becomes. It's a system slave. It doesn't matter if there are no emotional scenes. It's just a daily routine. The system can't be upgraded. It's just trivial matters from beginning to end. The protagonist's sense of existence is very low. It's another novel where the system is the protagonist. I can only say that there is a reason why the current reviews are so bad. Although you don't need to fully understand many things to write a novel, you can't say that a layman will be able to tell something is wrong when you write it. It's okay to read it roughly. It's usually a cool article that is pretentious and slaps in the face, but if you read it with a little brain, you will be poisoned. This... There are not many comments anyway, so that's it. This book feels like a poem written by an old man. There are too many rhetorical techniques and the content is verbose. A character description can last for hundreds of words and is used repeatedly. The characters in the book are all quite paranoid. After more than 40 chapters, there are not many normal people. After dozens of chapters, it's all full of nonsense, and it's so embarrassing that I'm digging my feet, and I'm particularly trying to persuade me to quit. It's just a brainless boast, and there are no gorgeous words to enrich it. It's just a few plain words to praise, and it's all nonsense. If I continue to read, my IQ and language system will deteriorate, and I can't even get 40 points in the composition. 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