Apocalypse Invasion: They Say They'll Protect Me, Liu Bo, to the Death

[Apocalypse] [System] [Leveling Up] [Lighthearted Comedy] Liu Bo was driven out of the entertainment industry by online abuse after refusing to sleep his way to the top. In the apocalypse, he gets a System that can turn stone into gold. Not only can it upgrade objects, it can also upgrade living creatures into superpowered beings! One drop of eye drops gives him hawk-like vision, and a flick of a switchblade produces a forty-meter lightsaber. The zombies and mutated creatures everyone else fears are just spoils for him to harvest! But just as he becomes the number one person in the apocalypse, carrying a gun with unlimited ammo, sitting on the shoulder of a car robot, and wearing the protagonist's halo, happily circling among Steel Heroine, Harley Quinn, Snow Woman, Mystique, Banshee, Little Witch, and others, he suddenly realizes: Huh? Why are you all crowding around me?

The women surrounding him say in unison, "From this day forward, I/we will protect Liu Bo with our lives!"