Urban Chinese Martial Arts: Asking Uncle Master to Come Down the Mountain

National martial arts is in vogue. Wang Ye traveled through a parallel world and obtained a god-level martial arts system. The uneducated nephew Li Baoguo was KOed by the security guard. The teacher's face was thrown into his grandma's house. Weeping blood and begging the king to come down the mountain. Sanda: In Chinese martial arts, even a Northeastern old woman can't beat her! Muay Thai: Chinese martial arts is square dancing! Mixed martial arts: Three seconds, KO! Taekwondo: The national martial art is a joke! Karate: A white belt player can compete with ten people in the martial arts! … Faced with the insult, the king angrily went down the mountain. It's okay to insult the master's nephew, but it's not okay to insult the national martial arts! What does "beating someone is like hanging a painting" What does 'killing people like cutting grass' mean? I, the king, want to rectify the name of national martial arts. National martial arts is not just a show, it is a killing technique!