I Really Wasn't Pretending to Be You

"Ding! Host, would you like to bind the System? Binding..."

"Ding! Host, would you like to open the beginner's gift pack? Opening..."

"Ding! Host, would you like to..."

Mu Jiefan rolled his eyes. "Stop, stop, stop! I haven't answered any of your questions, so why are you making decisions for me? You lousy System, can't you show me some respect?"

System: "Sorry, Host. This is mandatory!"

Mu Jiefan was speechless. "Fine. I'll just watch you put on a show!"

System: "No, you're the one putting on a show!"

Please begin your performance...