The City's Greatest Feng Shui Master

Liao Hua: "I am the master of Zhigu Studio, head of the illustrious Evil Eight Sects! I have read every book under heaven, know the affairs of past and present, understand yin and yang, the Eight Trigrams, the Strange Gates, and the Hidden Armor! I never take a step outside my study, yet I know everything happening in the world! People call me a genius to rival Zhuge Liang!"

Taozi: "That's enough! Can't you stop bragging? When have you ever solved a problem without me stepping in?"

Liao Hua: "What can I do? You're my great-aunt!"

Taozi: "And that's your excuse for living off me?"