Great Tang: I Kidnapped Li Shimin from the Start

Su Chen transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty and inherits a mountain stronghold, becoming its laid-back chieftain. With the help of the Slacker System, he transforms the place beyond recognition in just three years and settles into a comfortable life. One day, his underlings capture two wealthy landowners. They think they’ve caught a pair of fat sheep, but it turns out they’ve brought back a pair of chatterboxes. “So, how exactly do you grow potatoes?” “How dare you slaughter oxen used for plowing!” “Good grief! This repeating crossbow is a divine weapon! Could you teach me how to use it?” Landowner Li never stops going on and on, making life in the stronghold so noisy that even the chickens and dogs can’t rest. But for the sake of the hundred thousand in ransom, Su Chen decides to be the bigger man and let it go. Who knew this fellow would only get worse? “Fine, I’ll come clean. I am the Son of Heaven, the Emperor of Tang!” When nobody pays him any attention, the landowner gets even more brazen. “Fine, I’ll come clean. I’m the chieftain’s father!” At that, Su Chen slams his hand on the table in a rage! Well, would you look at that... Impersonating the emperor was bad enough, but now you’re trying to take advantage of me, too?!