The Yandere Host Is a Hopeless Romantic

After achieving the ultimate feat of “killing myself,” Imperial Consort Yin Ying died and promptly kicked the emperor, who was following her down the road to the afterlife. She was in a hurry to be reborn and reunite with the young general she had let down. System 888, lying in wait, bounded over. “Wait! Don’t you want to become stronger? You’ll never have to compromise or hurt yourself again. You can take down your enemies with one shot!” Yin Ying turned and walked away, already thinking up a thousand ways to avoid drinking Granny Meng’s soup. 888: This wasn’t how things were supposed to go. For the sake of its beloved Host, 888 threw professional ethics aside and reached out with an imploring hand. “His soul isn’t in the underworld! Come with me, and you’ll find him!” Yin Ying: “After I find him, can we fall in love?” 888: ??? There was no doubt about it: this Host was only interested in romance and couldn’t care less about the job. Later... The fallen emperors from various planes, the sleeping shikigami, the undefeated generals, the bloodthirsty amusement park NPCs, the emotionless sword masters of the unfeeling path, and many others all let out their final cries: “You said we were only going to fall in love!” How did things turn out so differently from what we agreed on? 888 spread its hands. “The Host is just too irresistible. How is that my fault?”