My NPC Can't Possibly Be This Adorable

My name is Lin Mo, and I inherited Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital, located in a bustling CBD.

All the patients claim to be an "Empress," an "Immortal Emperor," a "Dao Lord," a "Battle Emperor," or a "Fairy"... They act like untouchable masters, clearly a bunch of veteran otaku who have become way too immersed in cosplay. Meanwhile, I, whom the patients respectfully call "Young Master," spend every day fretting over how to complete the task my father left me, so I can sell the hospital and get away from these otaku shut-ins who have lost themselves in their fantasies.

That was until I used a certain "fairy's" substitute-death talisman to escape a car accident I should not have survived. Only then did I suddenly realize... the otaku patients I was managing really were top-tier NPC big shots from all kinds of extraordinary metaverse worlds, famous across their entire servers. The kind of big shots who could take on the heavens and earth and do anything...