A Cute Wife at Home

"Let's get married!" An Qing grabbed a random man by the roadside and, for just 9.9 yuan, successfully became a married woman. But the moment she got the marriage certificate, she regretted it. "Excuse me, when can we get divorced?"

The man said with an unbearably smug look, "Girl, don't be so wasteful. Being my wife has plenty of perks. For example, you go shopping, I pay.

I cook, you eat.

I drive, you sit back.

You have a son, I raise him.

You lie down, and I..."