The System Takes Me on a Journey to Show Off

Irreverent version:

Across this boundless land, showing off is the way.

Anything, from a blade of grass to a tree, can be used to show off.

Who can rise on the wind and soar ninety thousand miles?

Who will fly into the sky and stand shoulder to shoulder with me?

Three thousand years of splendor vanish in the blink of an eye. A hundred years later, all that's left is a heap of dust.

Only I, Su Hao, will show off forever!

Serious version:

Su Hao, an abandoned rich heir, falls into a sewer and, by a stroke of luck, binds himself to the Show-Off System. Using the Moonlight Treasure Box granted by the System, he travels back ten years and begins a new life.

In my last life, I lived like a dog. Those who hated me danced with joy, while those who loved me wept tears like dew.

In this life, the Moonlight Treasure Box brought me back. Those who love me sing and dance, while those who hate me weep until their tears run dry and their hearts break.