My Spirit Bones Were Stolen and I'm a Good-for-Nothing? I Can Still Win by Choosing to Lie Flat

[Strong Female Lead] [Cultivation] [Sect's Exes Get Their Comeuppance] [Face-Slapping Power Fantasy] [System]

On the day she turns sixteen, Lin Jingyue is thrown into the forbidden grounds of the Qingyun Sect.

She was once Qingzhou's only genius with a five-element spiritual bone, but her stepmother frames her and her childhood sweetheart betrays her.

Her biological father personally rips out her bone and cripples her meridians, giving all her gifts to her hypocritical younger sister.

At the brink of death, she awakens the Lie Flat and Accept Your Fate System.

No arduous cultivation, no rat race. The more she lies flat, the better the rewards.

Lin Jingyue is overjoyed. You can play it like this?

The forbidden grounds are a foul, poisonous place, yet by the stream stands a handsome man combing his hair while gazing at his reflection.

Lin Jingyue: What kind of world is this, where even a random beggar you meet can be this beautiful?

The sect sends her former lover to hunt her down.

"Jingyue, stop stubbornly clinging to your delusions. Colluding with demons is a grave offense against orthodoxy. Come back to the sect with me and accept your death."

Lin Jingyue: "Who farted? It stinks. Get over here and die."

Before long, she conquers the forbidden grounds and returns to the sect commanding countless demons, slaughtering everyone who slandered and framed her.

Her scumbag father and the rest of the family kneel and cling to her legs: "Yue'er, you've misunderstood your father! We still love you!"

Lin Jingyue sharpens her blade, and he flees in terror.

The handsome man behind her grabs her hand. "Let me handle this dirty work. You should take a rest."