I Awaken a Trash Spirit Root, but It Cultivates Itself into an Immortal

[Comedy] [No Cliches] [No Power Suppression] [Fast Pacing]

Lin Yu transmigrates to a world of immortal cultivation, hoping to use his System to punch through Blue Silver Entanglement and kick his way past the saying, "A poor boy may rise to greatness." But for more than three years, the only systems accompanying him have been his urinary, reproductive, and digestive systems...

Not only does he lack a proper golden finger, he even awakens the world's most useless Chaos Spirit Root!

Just as he's resigned himself to lying flat, he suddenly discovers that his spirit roots have come to life!

[Fire Spirit Root] [Nature: Irritable, Quick-tempered]

[The Fire Spirit Root is furious right now, saying its Host is the worst cultivator it's ever had!]

The Fire Spirit Root says: "You can only rely on yourself! I'm going out to train!"

[The Fire Spirit Root has slain a demon and gained 10 cultivation points!]

[The Fire Spirit Root is enraged and has independently comprehended the Earth-tier cultivation technique, Heaven-Burning Karma Flame Palm!]

There's also a Thunder Spirit Root that loves showing off, a gentle but scheming Water Spirit Root, and a kindhearted yet greedy Earth Spirit Root...

Watching his spirit roots ascend to immortality one by one, Lin Yu falls silent.

"I didn't do a thing, so how did my spirit roots carry me all the way to immortality?!"