Help! I Just Transformed, but My Girlfriend Imagines I'm a Cold, Aloof Witch

Zhou Tao binds himself to a terrible System, transforming into a pool of cards featuring nothing but cold, aloof demonesses.

One day, he saves his crush, Shen Lili, but she mistakes him for a “hidden big shot.”

From then on, he has to keep up the act:

By day, he plays a cold, aloof demoness; by night, he turns back into a socially awkward college guy.

He has to strike a pose when fighting and even throw up after saving someone. His embarrassing past is enough to make him want to dig a whole apartment block and move in.

To make matters worse, his girlfriend Shen Lili is absolutely certain:

“Big sis, your character-model switching is so freaking cool!”

Zhou Tao: …I just want to quietly be some random passerby!