Stop Pushing Me to Cultivate Immortality! I’m Really Not a Peerless Genius!

“Cultivate immortality, and you can live forever.” “Too much trouble. I don't want to cultivate.” “Cultivate immortality, and you can fly on a sword.” “I'm afraid of heights.” “Cultivate immortality, and you'll attain great freedom!” “I just want to marry a wife and live to seventy.” “...I have a granddaughter who's as beautiful as a celestial maiden.” “I'm afraid we'd get divorced and she'd take half my cultivation.” “You're cultivating whether you like it or not, and you're marrying her whether you like it or not!” Xu Zhen has no desire to cultivate immortality. He just wants to lie flat and live out his life in peace. Instead, he's dragged into an immortal sect against his will. Furious, he points at the heavens and curses: “Do I really have to cultivate immortality?”