A Day in the Life of a Mythical Figure Appraiser

Bai Qing had ideals in his heart, but when it came to enjoying his time in the human world, everyone wanted to be happy every day. So the first thing he did after getting the System was go find Li Bai for a drink. He brought a bottle of sauce-aroma Moutai. Li Bai got drunk, stood on the soil of Jingyang Ridge, and sang rock 'n' roll from the New Long March Road.

At that moment, Bai Qing suddenly understood: life itself was an absurd comedy. Better to be happy every day and treat others kindly.

So, from then on, Bai Qing roamed freely across the past and present, East and West, leading all sorts of historical and mythical figures astray. Perhaps history couldn't be changed, but Bai Qing himself was history.

And so, during his transmigration adventures, he came up with this line: When a friend comes from afar, first make him toil until his muscles ache, starve him until his body weakens, leave him destitute, whip him dozens of times, then drive him to another courtyard.