Interstellar: Supreme Healer

Chen Xiwei: “I have a healing ability. Does any squad or legion need me?”

Second Legion: “We do!”

Third Legion: “We do!”

Fourth Legion: “Come to us!”

Chen Xiwei: “I owe the hospital 30 million in medical bills. Whoever pays them off gets me!”

Second Legion: “We can't afford you!”

Third Legion: “That's too expensive. We could buy several treatment pods for that!”

Third Legion: “We're broke!”

Later, when the hospital reveals how powerful Chen Xiwei's healing ability is, all the legions start insisting that 30 million is far too little.

Second Legion: “We'll pay 40 million!”

Third Legion: “We'll pay 50 million!”

Fourth Legion: “We'll sell our treatment pods and scrape together 60 million!”

This time, the First Legion chimes in: “We'll give you our commander. All his money will be yours. Come join our legion.”