A Devoted Supporting Actress in Public, Eighteen Male Models in Private

Xu Wan opens her eyes and finds herself a wealthy man’s wife. Her husband is gone all year round, but deposits one million into her account every month, right on schedule. She’s overjoyed. Who knew life could be this good? To keep her monthly allowance, she diligently sends Gu Huaizhi annoying text messages every day to maintain her persona. Xu Wan: “Darling, you never reply to me. Every time I send you a huge wall of text, you don’t even read it, let alone send me a single period. I know I’m as insignificant as a grain of sand in your heart. You only care about yourself. Have you ever thought about me? Every time I think of you, I pull my pants over my head and cry in secret. I’m so afraid you’ll find out. Whenever I think of you, I cry for five whole hours. Is it really so hard to send me one reply?” After sending the message, she congratulates herself on her professionalism. As soon as the money arrives, she heads to a nightclub to hire male escorts, only to get caught red-handed. “Weren’t you crying with your pants over your head? How did you end up crying in a nightclub?” Gu Huaizhi looks at her expressionlessly. ...It’s over. Her devoted-wife persona has collapsed! She’d originally planned to hire more than ten male escorts, enjoy the life of a rich woman, then make a run for it. But it turns out she can’t leave? Even worse, her husband, who used to be as quiet as a corpse, has started coming home every day. Xu Wan asks him why he’s home so early. He says, “I’m afraid you’ll miss me and end up crying with your pants over your head again.” Xu Wan: “...?” Gu Huaizhi is acting stranger and stranger. This guy used to barely look at her, but now he’s stealing glances at her all the time. No, seriously, don’t fall in love with me. I just like being absurd! Later, when a netizen asks how she managed to firmly win her wealthy husband’s heart, Xu Wan replies, “Tell him that whenever you miss him, you pull your pants over your head and cry in secret. It’ll make him worry about you!” The netizen sums it up: “She sells pants!”