A Lover's Urge

Pet Level One: You're my pet. You have to kill monsters, level up, and train for me.

Pet Level Two: You're my pet. You have to carry me through the skies and across the earth, and shear your coat in winter to make me a fur coat.

Pet Level Three: Sweep the floor, cook, make coffee, and earn money to fund my extravagant spending.

Pet Level Four: ...

Woman! That's enough! Keep talking and I'll take you out in one hit!

Aaaah, pet! Don't move!