Master, Don't Drag Me! This Red-Clad Female Ghost Is My Childhood Bride

In the seventeenth year of the Republic of China, Zhou Heng transmigrates into a six-year-old street urchin, only to be chased for three miles through a mass grave by a vengeful ghost in a red wedding dress. Most people would run or fall to their knees when they encountered a ghost. But when the System presents him with three options, he picks the most outrageous one in a moment of madness: he jumps up, wraps his arms around the female ghost, and kisses her. That kiss gives him a naturally pure Yang Daoist body, and he even picks up a ghost-king-level child bride. When an old Daoist comes to exorcise her with his sword, Zhou Heng shields her behind him and cries in his baby voice, “Master, don't pull me away! My dad promised her to me as my child bride!” From then on, the dilapidated charity cemetery becomes a lively place. The hard-mouthed, soft-hearted old Daoist curses him for being outrageous, then turns around and saves the best incense and candles for his new disciple's bride. The two-hundred-jin senior brother hides under the offering table whenever he sees his junior brother's bride, and always serves an extra bowl of braised pork so she can enjoy the smell. The sly second senior brother goes out gambling and relies on his junior brother's bride to cheat for him, winning a fortune. An opera-singing ghost who has waited a lifetime for a kindred spirit, a little maid who came to life in a paper effigy shop, a river ghost trapped in the waters for decades, a concubine guarding her dowry in a mansion... One heartwarming strange tale after another comes to their door. Zhou Heng takes his bride to expose fake masters, fight warlords, and wipe out evil organizations that harm people, growing from a six-year-old tot into a renowned master of the mystic arts. When people ask how he became so powerful at such a young age, he glances back at his bride, sitting on the offering table, munching on sweet cakes and listening to the phonograph, then grins. “Believe it or not, I got all my skills by spoiling my wife.” “You can come after me if you want, but if you touch my wife, you'd better ask whether her slap agrees first.”