Bro! Keep Fawning Over That White Lotus and I'll Force Myself on the Eunuch Lord

[Rivalry Between Siblings] [Bratty, Sharp-Tongued Girl] [She Trains Her Brother Like a Dog]

The brilliant Right Chancellor turned into a dimwitted simp and got himself torn apart by five horses, dragging his little sister to a gruesome death with him!

When Xie Tinglan awakens to the truth, she laughs in exasperation. Keep simping and see who ends up crazier.

To stop her brother from proposing to the scheming white lotus, she brings a bodice to the Governor's residence and delivers it in person.

Her brother storms over in a rage and tears the bodice apart.

"Brother! That was a gift from the Governor. How could you tear it?" Xie Tinglan pouts, all cute and fierce.

"Don't you know that eunuch is my sworn enemy? He's a perverted old eunuch who kidnaps and abuses people. I forbid you from seeing him again!" her brother explodes.

"Brother Quan is a good person. He even said I was pretty. He'd never bully me." She looks utterly innocent.

Her brother is shattered: Some perverted freak has gotten his hands on his precious little sister!

To cure his sister's deranged simp tendencies, her brother keeps watch over her day and night, guarding against fire, thieves, and eunuchs!

He even warns Quan Jiuyuan: Dare covet my sister and it's kill or be killed!

Meanwhile, he forgets all about proposing to the white lotus.

The white lotus happily waits for that idiot brother to hand over his fortune and his life. But Xie Tinglan's ruthless tactics force her to expose her true, hypocritical and vicious nature, ruining her reputation.

Xie Tinglan changes her brother's tragic fate and makes a name for herself in a single battle, becoming the widely adored General Mingluan.

But Quan Jiuyuan obsessively clings to her, pulling her into his arms. She sneers and snaps his hand...

After the carriage has rocked over a hundred times, his eyes bloodshot, he wraps his arms around her slender waist and begs her to cuddle him.

"Lan'er, don't go! What if I let you be the one I worship?"