I Just Graduated College, So Why Did I Get an Old-Age Comeback System?

Chen Fan had just graduated from college when he was mistakenly bound to an old-age comeback System, which immediately assigned all sorts of bizarre tasks: System: [Host is old and frail and needs to nourish the body and strengthen the foundations to restore its functions to their peak. Task: Drink goji berry health soup.] Chen Fan: “System, take a good look at me. I’m only twenty-three! How am I old and frail? System: [Detected that you are alone and will suffer a lonely old age. You must find a partner in time to ease your emotional solitude. Task: Win over square-dance leader Wang Guilan.] Chen Fan: “System, both my parents are alive. How am I alone? And what’s this about winning over Wang Guilan? She’s my buddy’s mom, okay?” System: [Detected that you have no children and no one to carry on your legacy. Your sect is in steep decline. You must find more partners to continue the family line and help your sect flourish. Task: Win over Liu Sichun.] Chen Fan: “You lousy System, she’s my buddy’s little sister, okay?” Chen Fan was utterly dumbfounded. Was this System trying to get him killed? But when he saw the rewards it offered, the corners of his mouth curled up. They actually seemed pretty good!