Others Risk Their Lives to Cast Forbidden Spells, While You Exploit a Bug on a Blind Date

Jiang He transmigrated into a world where everyone could awaken a profession, and gained the Matchmaking Fate-Changing System. After a hundred blind dates, he was guaranteed to awaken an SSS-rank profession!

So while everyone else worked themselves to the bone grinding for experience, Jiang He went on one blind date after another. On Awakening Day, he successfully awakened as the SSS-ranked Lord of Calamity!

His skills have no cooldown and cost no mana, but require him to sacrifice his own lifespan and fortune!

While everyone waited to see when Jiang He would suddenly drop dead and give them a reason to hold a funeral feast,

Jiang He discovered that going on dates, being admired by women, and even stirring up the mating instincts of mother monsters could all earn him limitless [Romantic Fortune], which could replace the lifespan cost and keep his skills going indefinitely!

And so, the entire world went completely off the rails.

While others sweated it out in the gravity chamber, Jiang He ran a frantic speed-dating marathon in the park: "Auntie, do you have any more single daughters?"

While others took their martial arts exams, Jiang He launched a global tour, where female fans proposed to him en masse in wedding dresses!

While others risked life and limb fighting monsters, Jiang He faced an elf enchantress: "Don't kill me yet. You're all my mother fans."

When the world-destroying demon god descended, prodigies fell, and the Nine Provinces fell into despair,

Jiang He stood above the ninth heaven: The King of Hell says you'll die at the third watch, so you go first on the road to the underworld! Forbidden Spell: The Five Decays of Heaven and Man!

"To cut you down, I'd be willing to get dumped ten thousand times today!"

Also known as: [I'm a Mage, So Is It Really That Strange to Transform into a 2.2-Meter-Tall Muscular Green Hulk?], [A Lord of Calamity Who Doesn't Want to Be a Top-Tier Star Isn't a True Professional], and [Good Grief, His Substitute Sacrifice Is a Mother Tyrannosaur!]