I'm an Expert at Dictionaries, so My Words Are Very Reasonable, Right?

My name is Long Dian, Dian from Xinhua Dictionary. When I opened my eyes, I found that I had reached the national destiny space. On the battlefield of national destiny, the Dragon Kingdom has lost nine consecutive games. If it loses ten consecutive times, the lifespan and territory of the Dragon Kingdom's citizens will be reduced accordingly. The Japanese Nu Island designated the Dragon Kingdom as a hostile force. The Dragon Kingdom wailed when it discovered that I, a three-year-old baby, had become a tester. Long Dian: "Sit back and wait!" The red-eyed magic rabbit hit a big tree and died on the spot. Long Dian: "The tiger falls on the plain!" The black flame demon tiger lay on the ground, wagging its tail aggrievedly. Long Dian put his hands on his hips and said arrogantly, "I am an expert in dictionaries, so it makes sense to follow my words and my actions, right?"