After Activating the Talent of War Hu, I Fooled the Great Powers into Lameness.

Ye Xiao traveled through a parallel world and formed the [War Ignorance Bureau] on the day of graduation from the National University of Science and Technology. The bureau is officially established, and you must hold a certificate to work. The better your acting skills, the higher your military rank. As the first bureau chief, Ye Xiao proposed the "Three Principles of War and Negligence." 1: Don't show off if you can cry about poverty. 2: We can say we are backward, but we cannot say we are advanced. 3: Be able to act stupid and never reveal your true identity. Screen 1: At the UN General Assembly meeting, our representatives looked sincere. "This is really a floating fishing platform at sea." Countries in the audience: "... Okay, Brother Long, just say so." Turning around, I looked at the satellite and saw that the carrier-based aircraft was taking off and landing. Screen 2: The Navy sees a new ship for the first time. "Squad leader, is this really a fishing boat?" Monitor: "Yes." Recruit: "But it has hanging hair!" Monitor: "Civilian barbecue grill, used to grill squid."