Five-Year-Old Grandmaster: I May Be Small, but I Can Fight Martial Gods

[Reborn + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Ancient Martial Arts + Hilarious + Invincible Protagonist] Hello, everyone. My name is Long Qingfeng, and I’m five years old. Don’t let my size fool you. In my previous life, I was the strongest grandmaster in Huaxia. My motto is: If you can settle it with your fists, don’t waste your breath. My martial arts philosophy is: The Tai Chi gives rise to the two modes, the two modes give rise to the four symbols, and the four symbols give rise to… beating you to death. Yesterday, a Martial Master at the peak of his realm named He Laosan came looking for trouble. I used Tai Chi to teach him a lesson. He ran off in tears, shouting as he went, “You’re this strong at five! What’s going to happen when you grow up?” I thought to myself: What a coincidence. I was already pretty strong in my previous life. My little brother, Long Qingyun, pesters me every day to teach him Tai Chi swordsmanship. I told him, “Practice the basics for three years first.” He said, “Three years is too long!” I told him, “I practiced for twenty years in my previous life.” Real powerhouses start grinding from childhood. I’m Long Qingfeng, five-year-old king of the grind. If you disagree, come at me.