I'm Really Not the Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee

"I'm not a leader, I don't have an executive level." "I just turned 18 last month, please don't call me daddy." "I can pretend to be your boyfriend, but the setting of second marriage and raising children is not acceptable. I have never even touched a girl's hand!" "I didn't hide any money in the refrigerator!" "Who is that? I'm not from the supervision team. I won't check your family. It's useless to give me money. If there is a problem in your family, no one can save it." "My sweat is redder than other people's blood... Isn't this nonsense? I'm not a sweater."