You’re Supposed to Train Beasts, So Why Are You Drawing Up Grand Plans for Divine Pets?

【Exotic Beasts + Growth Story + Feel-Good Comedy + Lighthearted Humor + Wild Beast-Taming Ideas + PUA System】 In the age of spiritual qi revival, everything has mutated in bizarre ways. While others awaken Thunderflame Lions and Arctic Ice Wolves, Lin Feifan is assigned only a depressed green-haired tortoise and threatened with expulsion. At the last possible moment, the “Beast-Tongue Therapy System” activates! Can’t win in a fight? No problem! Lin Feifan instantly turns into a pyramid-scheme hustler. “You little turtle, see that three-headed hellhound? If you’ve got the guts to bite it, tomorrow’s throne will be yours! Let’s hear some applause!” The next day, at the campus beast-taming tournament, the green tortoise bites through the school beauty’s Tier Three berserk giant bear. The whole crowd falls silent. Before long, a stray husky has been talked into becoming a Moon-Swallowing Celestial Wolf, and a sewer rat has been PUA’d into an assassin of the shadows... As his team of “oddball working beasts” grows ever larger, even the world-ending Abyssal Bone Dragon in the neighboring forbidden zone starts questioning its life as a dragon... Lin Feifan sighs. “Which god should I try to talk into it next?”