Demons Run Amok in the Tang Dynasty: Burning His Lifespan from the Start Leaves Li Chunfeng Dumbfounded

He transmigrates to the Tang dynasty as a sacrificial offering, with only three days to live!

Demons run rampant in Luoyang, and a demonic monk is refining boys and girls into pills. He’s about to be sacrificed…

Then he unexpectedly activates the [Trending Phrase Fate-Changing System]: speak trending phrases to extend his life, and use science to subdue demons!

One “I’m so triggered” shatters the demonic monk’s three-headed, six-armed manifestation.

One electromagnetic launcher takes down a thousand-year-old monster.

The genius of the Daoist sect is dumbfounded: “This isn’t magic. It’s a dimensionality-strike!”

Four beauties take blows for me:

A general’s daughter wields her blade, a Daoist genius draws talismans,

a mysterious assassin gives her blood to extend my life, and the Medicine King’s granddaughter gives up her medicine to save me.

Demons wreak havoc in the Tang dynasty? Heaven’s retribution?

I’ll change fate and reshape the heavens with internet slang, then fight my way to survival with them!

Only three days left to live? Then I’ll use science to turn this demon-ridden Tang dynasty upside down!