The Daily Life of a TV Crime Detective

He makes young Sheldon cry on the regular, while young Leonard’s eyes light up. He kicks away Dr. House’s cane and drives The Good Doctor’s Shaun into a frenzy. He brings the two Broke Girls together and leaves the Friends searching for their mothers in anguish. He sweeps Shameless into the garbage and blows the Fast and Furious franchise to smithereens. He makes Sherlock Holmes curse up a storm and changes Moriarty’s mind in Elementary. He helps Suits enjoy a moment of glory, then watches Breaking Bad end in death. He has the tender heart of A Beautiful Mind, and he’s having the time of his life in The Big Bang Theory. He can’t bear to see Billions breaking down in tears, and he quietly asks the bloodthirsty Dexter why he never shows up.