Even the Primitive People Were Stunned

Wang Hao has no desire to be a tribal chief. He wants to ride in a car instead of walking, use a computer for entertainment, and cook with a microwave. If enemies show up, he wants to take them out with planes and tanks. Fortunately, with the System, it seems Wang Hao’s wishes might actually come true. “I’m really not a god, and it’s not an invulnerable heavenly soldier. It’s just a stupid robot. I’ve had it practice saying, ‘Boss, tea or coffee?’ in a Sichuan accent tens of thousands of times, and it still hasn’t learned.” “This isn’t a divine steed, it’s just a mountain bike I brought out for fun. Damn it, how many times have I told you? It doesn’t eat meat! Who shoved meat into its gas tank this time?” Now Wang Hao has a new wish. He wants to see the stupid primitive people in his territory staring in utter confusion as he rides a tank with a cigarette dangling from his lips and blows two greedy Titans to smithereens.